Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

October 13, 2013

Reality

Parenthood is really humbling.  The last 48 hours have been pretty trying for my patience and sanity.  We ventured out to Target on Friday to grab a few presents for a baby shower and cousin's birthday party the next day.  I usually don't take my children Beckett along on trips where I have to buy toys for someone else, or just have to pass or enter the toy aisles in general.  Cue panic attack and the most epic tantrum of all time.  My generally sweet and level-headed child, who can usually be reasoned with and talked out of selfish toy-wanting moments was not having it.  He put the toys back that he was demanding moments before, but as soon as we started to leave he got worked up again.  Then he started with the body thrashing and ear-splitting screams of "no" and "put me down".   After he starts double-fist-punching Jeremy in the head, he has to be carried under the arm football style to the car so I can buy the gifts as quick as possible.  On the way to the car he starts viciously scratching and biting Jeremy.

We get home and put both children down for a nap because we desperately need to recoup from the episode that just happened in public.  Lincoln's usual routine for naps now that he's in a toddler bed consists of playing for five minutes and then falling asleep on the floor.  Well that day he decided to mix it up by removing his diaper, pooping on the floor, and then painting a mural on the wall with his new art medium.  Then he gets into bed while leaving traces of poo on the wood of the bed as he climbs in.  He then sleeps and awakens with now crusted-on crud on his hands.  Not the scene I was hoping to find after I came out of my shower.  I was emotionally spent after cleaning him and his room.

But Saturday was a new day right?  Nah, my kids decided to keep things interesting.  After playing an amazing soccer game in the morning, Beckett sits at the table for the post-game snack.  A few minutes later he decides he's ready to leave, and stands near the exit gate.  I tell him not to leave the gated area, turn for two seconds to help Lincoln, and Beckett's out of sight.  He ran all the way around the building towards the parking lot...cue mommy panic attack.  We leave after having ANOTHER conversation about obedience.

The rest of the day was actually quite pleasant being spent at parties and with friends.  Just as Jeremy and I are getting into bed that night, we hear Lincoln start screaming.  He then proceeds to have his worst yet bout of 'night terrors' lasting over 30 minutes.  If you aren't familiar, it is when a child is stuck in a dream-like terrified state where they can't stop crying/screaming, and they won't open their eyes and can't hear you trying to calm them.  You basically have to stay with them until they cry themselves awake, because nothing you do will stir them out of this state.  I've noticed with him that he tends to have them on days where he ate a lot of sugar (thanks a lot birthday cake).

Sometimes you just have to laugh.
"Is this real life?"

November 21, 2012

Christmas card photo shoot

These gems happened while I was attempting to take pictures of my boys...it was a struggle, but we managed to get a single photo in focus with both boys smiling to use on the card.  These didn't make the cut, but they are fun.





December 30, 2011

With What Measure ye Mete...

I have to forewarn you that I am 36 weeks today (entering week 37 tomorrow, which means full term), and even though I am not truly bothered by what I'm about to write about, it may come off as such since I am uncomfortable and impatient about...well everything right now.

In general, people who are clearly pregnant get pleasant reactions from others in public...the smiles, the tummy rubs, the questions about when they're due, unwanted advice, etc.  I received my fair share of that being pregnant with Beckett.  I have received some reactions like that this time around, but not many.  You may or may not be shocked to hear that when I venture out to the grocery store, mall, what have you, the general looks I get are ones of disgust and judgement.  I ignore them because I know that the people staring are completely wrong in their assumption (which is even more apparent when our family of three go out all together).  It is clear from the abundance of expressions I get that everyone who sees us assumes that Jeremy and I are teen parents of a two-year old and one on the way, and people do not like it!

I even have one example of an onlooker who began asking my mom questions about us when we were out eating at The Money Pit over Thanksgiving weekend.  This lady (sitting by the soda fountain) saw our family all come in and order together, smiled politely at Jeremy and Beckett as they got their drink, and then proceeded to question my mom as she got her drink.

Lady:  Is that your daughter over there?
Mom:  Yeah, all four of the girls are mine...the oldest three are all married.
Lady:  And that one is expecting?
Mom:  Yes, she's 8 months.
Lady:  Oh wow!  And that little one is theirs too?!
Mom:  Yes, he's 2 and 1/2.
Lady:  Um, how old are they? (referring to Jeremy and I with a rather concerned tone of voice)
Mom:  They are both 26, and she graduated from college before she had her first.
Lady:  Oh goodness!  I thought they were 17!

And there you have it...proof that people think we are ridiculous teenagers that belong on 'sixteen and pregnant'.  After the countless stares I got at walmart yesterday (shopping alone even), I had to share these experiences with you.  I'm glad these people are wrong and their looks don't bother me, but how sad that they would make such horrible faces at someone and be so judgmental.  The end.

October 12, 2011

Yes, I love technology...

My sis Alex posted this picture on pinterest (you can follow me on pinterest here)...


...and Beckett walked up as I was looking at all the new pins I hadn't seen yet this morning.  He saw me scroll past this one and made me go back up.  He then tried to touch the "R" and "Y" to move them up on the board, and then gave up when he realized it didn't work.  He can turn on my ipod touch and get into games no problem.  He loves angry birds, cut the rope, words with friends (just for dropping the tiles on the board at random), his thomas the train puzzle game, and a memory match game I got for him.  He is a crack up.

March 22, 2011

Meeting Jeffrey R.

So, mom has been the Regional Public Affairs graphic artist for the church in San Diego for a few years now.  Last year we got to benefit from mom's calling and go to the Mormon Battalion Visitor Center's re-dedication (mom took pictures for the Church news).  Jeffrey R. Holland was the Apostle there to perform the dedication, and we got in the long line to meet him, his wife, and a few other general authorities.  Elder Holland was really confused/fascinated by Jeremy's faux-hawk.  It was awesome!
"Wow, you've really got that hair going right up there don't you?"

March 17, 2011

Need a laugh?

Because I love Tom Hanks, and find kiddie pageants ridiculous like most Americans.

"I mean, I know what it's like to be a kid...because I played one in 'Big'."

September 10, 2010

Quiet Time?

Sometimes Beckett wanders into his room to play, and when it gets quiet I get suspicious.  The last few times that this has happened and Jeremy or I have gone in to check on him, this is what we have found....
And this is how it happens...
He's my little reader boy and I love it!

March 29, 2010

Uh er uh, Matterhorn!!!

I had started this post before Arica came to visit this last week, but never finished it.  If you've never heard this story, I hope it lives up to its potential...we all love it a lot and quote it frequently.

On our family vacation two years ago to Disneyworld we were talking on the car ride back to our hotel one night about what parks we should go to the next day.  We were debating going back to one of the parks we had already spent a day at so that we could go on one of our favorite rides again.  Someone was concerned it would take too much time because we would have to park, go to the new park for that day, go back to the car, and then drive to the second park (the one we had already been to).  Arica piped in and excitedly exclaimed that we didn't have to waste time going back and forth between parks!

Air: "...we can just take the...uh....er....uh...MATTERHORN!!!"
Jeremy: "Uh Arica, I doubt we can take the Matterhorn back to the MGM studios...unless you want to go back home and see some yettis on the way." (he said something equivalent to this.)
Mom: (almost at the same time as Jeremy) "Oh yeah!  Let's just take that thing back and forth."
(Some time between the time she said Matterhorn and when Jeremy started teasing her, Arica realized her matterhorn/monorail blunder)
Air: "MomknewwhatImeant." (mumbled quickly)

These pictures were taken the day after our conversation in the car, and I recently changed the name on the sign for Arica.  In our family today, we all often say the wrong words when trying to describe something, and whether the person we are talking to figures out what we mean or not, we usually say, "Mom knew what I meant."  I love it.

February 24, 2010

The trouble with "Ashley"

I promised I'd tell this little side story, so here it is...

     Jeremy and I when we first met probably talked the most about snowboarding, and I mentioned that in a few days my family was going to stay at the cabin in Big Bear we had a sort of time share at.  He said that he had a season pass up at Bear Mountain, and we should meet up because he was planning to go one of the days I would be up there.  Well our plans weren't very concrete or anything, so I didn't see him and Danny up there even though we definitely had gone snowboarding at the same place on the same day.  While I was there, however, I had something funny happen.  Now, this experience is not uncommon for me, so I wasn't surprised when I heard a few people shouting my name.  I couldn't tell where it was coming from, so I ignored it as I usually do.  This is because I have the most common name ever and have made the mistake too many times of turning and/or saying "what?" when the person saying my name wasn't meaning it for me.  Years later (I'm not sure if it was before or after Jeremy's mission), we talked about this day and how we never saw each other.  Jeremy told me that him and Danny spent the whole day on the mountain trying to find me by shouting "Ashley!" at every girl they saw below while they rode the ski lifts.  I couldn't stop laughing because, as it turned out, I had heard them after all.

February 11, 2010

Happy Birthday to the ground!

Twenty five is old.  This video helps me feel better about it though.  (Sorry in advance for the curse word at 1:47  and how it gets a little crazy at the end, but it's my birthday and I love it!)



The moral of the story is...You can't trust the system!

December 29, 2009

Laughing boy

The other day Beckett began laughing hysterically at my water bottle.  He hasn't done it again since.  Haha.

August 05, 2009

Swimming!

Beckett loved his first time swimming! We tried dunking him, and he liked it the first time, but not so much the second (which is sadly the only one we got on film). Haha.



Dishes

I'm trying to post about some fun things that happened this summer before I forget about them. One weekend our family of 7 (Abby stayed behind for soccer) took a quick trip down to the Mexico house. Of course, no trip to Baja is complete without stopping by Tacos Cantamar for some tacos and tortas. We arrived as they were cleaning up and getting ready to close, but they love my dad so they got their food back out and started cooking for us. Since we caused them delay in shutting down my dad decided to help them get out of there quicker by doing our dishes for them when we finished eating. We were all dying of laughter and had to take a picture because it was strange seeing some 6'2" white guy doing dishes in the back of a roadside food stand in Mexico!

A Toy For...Beckett??

So one day my mom, Arica, and I found this stuffed animal style camera for a few bucks at Ross. It makes a shutter sound when you press the button on top...that's it. Once we decided to buy it I soon came to realize that Arica and Abby probably would have more fun with that thing than Beckett may ever have. They would stand by you, say smile, pull it from behind their backs, press the button, shift poses, and take some more "pictures". It is pretty hilarious. Good times.

May 26, 2009

The Little Things

I saw this today and was laughing so hard it startled Jeremy while he was trying to nap...

May 22, 2009

Andrew's Accordian Magic

What you missed if you weren't at Arica's birthday bash at Ruby's on the Pier Monday night...

May 18, 2009

Happy Birthday

To my best friend/Arica sister!

April 30, 2009

So much pizza...

I've been meaning to find these two videos and show them to everyone because of the experience I had watching the Grammys this year. In this first video from the Jamie Kennedy Experiment that our family has watched for years, they play a prank on a pianist who auditions for their new piano/rap idea...

Then I was watching the Grammys and when Jay Z came on to join Coldplay's Chris Martin on the piano (even though it actually sounds pretty decent), I died laughing!

Hopefully you found it as funny as I did!

November 12, 2008

Picture Tag

Go to your 4th picture folder and upload the 4th picture.

...

Sooo, this was the photo that went on my graduation announcements. I love it even though it is a little on the racy side (especially for BYU). I knew this was the shot I wanted, but I only saw the picture after we were done taking pictures for the day and I had returned the cap and gown I'd borrowed for the pictures. When it was being taken I had NO idea what Jeremy was doing behind me, and since this was the only one of the bunch on the cougar that came out cute of myself, onto the announcement it went.

Arica, Nikki, Ashley Lisonbee, and Cassie...consider yourselves tagged.

November 03, 2008

Why I love Jeremy

I have never done a post purely about Jeremy, and I plan to remedy that right now! If I had a scanner some of these pictures would be better, but they're still adorable none the less. And now, "Why I Love Jeremy." Enjoy!

I love Jeremy because he's goofy.
Really though, I need goofy. I need someone that is witty, can make me laugh, and will laugh with me. Anyone who knows Jeremy knows his talent of teasing. It does not always come out at the best time, but it usually lightens the mood and helps us laugh and grow together.

I love that he loved his mission.
...and served an amazing one at that. Missionaries constantly come up to me at mission reunions, weddings, etc. and tell me what a stud he was and how many people he helped and brought the gospel to. He has such a strong and special testimony of the gospel, and I am so grateful for it.

I love that our kids are going to look like him.
He has gotten cuter the longer I've known him, and he has the most adorable little boy pictures I've ever seen.

I love his love for thrills and sports.
...although I can often be heard saying "Please be careful!" as he's leaving to do something. He is really talented at wakeboarding and snowboarding, and gets better at surfing everyday. He likes to do a lot of other crazy things too.

I love that he likes to watch the same sports I do.
We love soccer and college football (and UFC of course).

I love that he likes to play with kids.
He is a great uncle to his nieces and nephews and our friends' kids, which leaves no doubt in my mind about what a great dad he will be someday.

I love that he lets my sister be my best friend too.
...and that there's no competition and we can all be friends together. Along with this, I'm so glad he gets along so well with our brother-in-law, and also that he loves my crazy family.

I love that he loves me.
...enough to do a lot of things, one of which was to buy a Disneyland pass with me even though he said he didn't really like Disneyland (but I know he does!).

And so many more...